"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
"what do u want to be when u grow up"
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
i wonder if Isamaya even knows whats in the basement
He’s probably sitting there like
I should totes explain this.
I saw a bunch of racebent disney princesses..
and then I saw a racebent Elsa…. and I just kinda thought of this.
It’s an Aztec Snow Queen. Her outfit is a goddess-like one. (Cuz not all the aztecs dressed like that.)
So, like… I actually made her outfit based on Chalchiuhtlicue, Tlaloc, Tezcatlipoca, and Coyolxahqui’s. (Chalchiuhtlicue was the wife of Tlaloc, she was the goddess of living(moving water, just like Tlaloc was the god of rain and water, they were the responsibles of rain, waves, ice and snow. Tezcatlipoca was the jaguar warrior, the god of night, winter and material things. Coyolxauhqui was the moon, well.. her head became the moon, it’s a long story.)
So like, I thought that… since she had some sort of control over ice/snow, the people would want her to become a goddess/god wife. And the way for aztecs to do such things, was sacrificing the girl, to give her to the god they wanted her to marry or to hlp her get to the land of the gods, then the high priest would wear her skin as a tribute.
So, she is prepared for that but she doesn’t want to die so he runs away to the mountain, freezes a lot of people, and sets an eternal winter on the lands she lives in, so everyone now knows her as the snow queen in the mountain. Her sister then says she will go and make her stop the winter.
So….Aztec Elsa would be named Izel, and Anna should be Ayauh
IDK guise, I just had to.
I’m sorry.Don’t you dare apologize for this. It’s beautiful and so freaking amazing. I want you to take my money to make that film HAPPEN.
in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm
this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???
This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.
When I was 14, I had a teacher that looked me dead in the eye and told me that I sucked because I couldn’t draw hands. She literally said my work was crap. I cried afterwards. But you know, after class was over.
Yeah, but the assignment was to make a mythical creature. They could have made a great tree monster with that skill and added the worm. Teacher probably saw it as a sign of disrespect.
I mean, I don’t take direction well at all. I tend to do what I want, but even then I’ve had teachers go, “This was great, but I can’t give you proper credit because it wasn’t the assignment”. And I don’t get mad because I know that’s the cost of not doing what you’re supposed to. I figure if I’m gonna rebel I might was well own up to it.
If I was a teacher I’d be mad too if some kid thought that they could just do whatever they wanted in my class, especially if they did have such great talent. Why wouldn’t you do what I said? Is it that hard for you to do what’s asked? How difficult would it be to just do the assignment?
But that’s just me as well. The way I see it you do what your told, but do it well. You can do whatever you want on your own time. It seems rude to expect praise when you didn’t do your job right.
Then again kids will be kids and they do what they want always so the teacher should have been more gentle about it. My teachers got that. But also some people seem to think that ever slight against them is like a grasp to wrest control from them and flip out over every little thing. Some teachers are rude, and terrible and should never step into a classroom yet for some reason somebody thought it would be great to let them in the room.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU
that “suicidal people are just angels wanting to go home” post makes me so angry no stop acting like suicide is a tragically beautiful phenomena its a terrible and awful and painful and disturbing mental condition that ruins peoples lives every day so just shut up while i wipe my ass with that shit post
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years